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The folks at Funny Or Die really outdid themselves on this one.  Apparently this video came out a while ago, but it’s more relevant than ever now.

We found this via an article from The Huffington Post.  Some choice quotes from the author:

“In today’s club scene a dilettante hipster can get paid four or five thousand dollars and show up with their iTunes play list, instead of having skills, just because they screwed someone famous and the promoter thinks that’s cool and bitchin’ and shit.”

“OK, the novelty of seeing the cast of Gossip Girl fumble around with a mixer might be an initial draw but then what? I’ll tell you what. If it’s a nightclub with a dance floor, the real DJ has to come in and save their ass and make sure there’s actual music playing.”

“Club owners: Stop paying good money for crappy product. You want the cast of Twilight to DJ your party? Don’t pay them. They’re not DJs. You wouldn’t let them ‘guest operate’ on your grandma’s gall bladder would you? You can give them a bottle of Grey Goose and set them up in a booth in the corner, but don’t let them on the decks. Leave the DJing to someone with chops.”

And now, the infamous video, in two parts: